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cannot waifor that. hey guys, time to take a look at t storiesaking headlines todaand weigh the good with the bad. it's time for prosnd cons. here we go. pros and cons and pros and cons and os >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look the pros and cons of facebook's new emojis. yeah, they just added a bunch of new emojis so you can react to ptsn other ways instead of just clicking like. yeah, so let's take a look at the pros and cons of facook's new emojis. here we go. pro, facebook's new reactions include love, ha, wow, sad and angr cons, there's still no emoji foour babys ugly. [ lalahter andpplause maybin the next update -- >> steve: maybe. - >> jimmy: mae in the next update they'll do that. pro, we can now communicate by stinsimple drawingon other people's walls. con, so basically we've`gone back to being caven. [ laughter ] >>teve: there you go.
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i didi't bring up "clue."" >> a lototf cluests out erer>> jimmy: i wanted to talk rerely quickly about "lavern and shirlele and how you played -- [ cheers and applause ] an!ey and squququ) i meco on. >> i w w c carly the sex symbobo inhat t nch. [ lilit laughter ] >> jmy: yoreally were. >rara burning blue eyes. >>immy: yeah. bubui mean, this is your first tvtvt's s@ur first re. >> y%yh, 4 4yearsrago.o. my fst screen actors gld b. oh my god. [ cheers and appuse ] >> jimmynywas 40 yes? >> yea 40 yea this jajaarth, it was 40 years.p >> jimmymydo you remememr how you got t t gi >> i don't desperately pleading. [ light laught ] no, dadalander i iad been doing ose e aracacrs for ne yes. >> jimmy: gosh, he is a y dude.. h,e'amaminin >> jimmy: yeye. >> he'e'an aming guy. . [ chrs and applause ] squig, sigman. and we we in colle together. ananwe did these ccter and this is e leas coercial thing we do. but nny so thehehow. and her brother gary marshal >>immy: yeah. >> and lowelelga and
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